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发表于 2004-9-10 15:06:00
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IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE...
Classic:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he's never was....
The New Versions
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back
Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
(2) If you love someone,
Set him free ... but get someone to follow him
(3) If you love someone,
...
are you sure you love that someone?
Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, go get him !
Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
Don't even wait whether he comes back,
go hunt him down!
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he doesn't comes back within some time
forget him.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait
until he comes back
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
* If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again,
repeat *
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_he))
m_he-free()
if(m_he == NULL)
m_he= new Che;
Possessive:
If you love someone,
Set him free? NEVER!
Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let him go, he'll be out to get you.
Fascist:
If you love someone,
Set him free..
He WILL come back or be shot.
He WILL be yours or be shot.
Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
But only if chaperoned by his parents.
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of
the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees
and but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
he'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Dental hygienist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
He'll be back when the cavity strikes.
Shwarzenegger's fans
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!
Weatherman,
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back, it's back!
If he doesn't... who cares!
Pathetic :
If you love someone,
set him free,
If he comes back, okay!
if he doesn't, how could him!
Sore-looser
If you love someone,
Let him go,
If he comes back, dump him!
If he doesn't, make up bad stories about him
Additional:
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE...
Rapers
If you love someone,
Set him free ... after you got him
Then, he will be back
If not, then got him again
AMDI Instructors
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he comes back, tell as a Best Practice
If he doesn't come back, call a meeting to discuss PICA
QCC Practitioners
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he comes back, set a standardisation
If he doesn't come back, make a fishbone |
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发表于 2004-8-28 18:12:00
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